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11月28日 泪流满面集锦天我刚进家门,就发现桌子上放着一张百元大钞。平时老妈也不给什么零花钱,难道这次发慈悲了?想到这儿心中不禁一喜。当我拿起钞票时,发现底下还压着一张纸条,拿起来一看,上面写着:今天是你外婆生日,在家等我,我们一起去给外婆祝寿。注意——那一百块钱不是给你的,是为了引起你的注意! . 喜欢的女孩发短信说想看一部电影 叫我买2张电影票下午等她 心内狂喜 赶紧买好票 下午早早的就等在电影院门口 半小时后她挽着她男朋友来了 然后问我要了票 2人有说有笑的进去了 …窝X你MLGBB . 有一次我去漫吧租了本金田一,刚看到第二页就泪流满面,不知哪个天杀的用蓝色圆珠笔在某个人物上画了一个圈,写上,这个就是凶手…… . 那天在朋友家,手机不知道放哪儿找不到了,就借朋友他女朋友的手机拨一下,听听在哪儿。输入我的号,一按拨出键,屏幕上显示出她保存的我的名字: SB3 . 今天上厕所大号,刚坐下就来了一个气势如虹的长屁,然后听见隔壁声音:“杨*?” 我晕,同事通过屁音判断出我是谁了。。。。 , 我对喜欢的女生表白了,她说我们不适合。第二天我开家里的马6出来玩,刚好碰见她,当晚她就发短信跟我说昨天逗我玩的. 昨天OOXX中,正渐入佳境,LP扭头看表,说:快女开始了. 说罢,起身下床去开电视了… . 男友ML变换姿势的时候模仿变形金刚变形时候奇奇咔咔的声音 . 洗完澡趴地上清理地漏里的头发,狗进来从后面舔了两下我的蛋。. . 我在办公室边上网边擦唇膏, 不小心没拿住, 正好今天穿的是很宽松的背带裤, 于是它掉进裤子里了, 然后突然推门进来的老板很惊诧地看见我从裤裆部位拿出一支长度和粗细都很值得怀疑的小棒子。 . 今天在学校开小组会议,突然意外的打了个喷嚏, 抬起头的时候发现鼻涕飚到前面女生的后背上了,该女并没有觉察, 于是偷偷的想帮她抹掉, 刚把手伸上去,旁边的女生发现了,大叫”你这人怎么把鼻涕抹人家身上啊!!??” . 下午上公交车,拿出公交卡咣当投进投币孔里了 前男友和我在一起一年半没说过一句我爱你,今天无意看到他QQ资料里写着我爱你曾轶可! . 早上上班坐地铁,人多特别挤! 旁边有一个女孩子长得非常卡哇伊正在发短信,我无意看了一眼发现她写道“今天车上人很多,很挤” 一会儿我想起个事自己笑了几声。一会儿无意回头一看,看到这个女孩继续写道“旁边还站着一个SB” . 早上公车上,一个人从包里掏手机看时间,然后说了句”我CAO”,还以为他时间来不及了,再仔细一看,我Cao他手里拿着一个空调遥控器 11月25日 SB 480 yesterday on the Road i saw someone's number plate was SB480. i couldnt help but wondering, where are the SB001 - SB 479? it makes me laugh all the way to myself.
11月15日 读博士和大便的区别1.都是憋出来的 2.肚子里有货才爽,否则很痛苦 3.即便肚子里面有货,也得有paper才行 4.paper越多心里越踏实 5.paper上的都是屎 6.paper不能是别人用过的 7.paper虽然是别人用过的,但是看不出来就行 8.运气够好的话可以借到paper 9.没有paper的话,如果你很有钱也能解决问题 10.实在没有paper,直接拍拍屁股走人是很需要勇气的 裙子今天在韩国人店里买了一件青春的白裙子。朋友说,穿上这个去同中国男人相亲。你会成功。我听得很受用,我就是装嫩咋了。
当自己慢慢变大的时候,我开始想要走清纯路线。恨不得把自己打扮的和小鹿纯子不然誓不罢休。
朋友不屑说,大娘,您实在演绎十六岁的花季嘛。我觉得。在悉尼。,我永远停留在了20岁,每天把自己的肚子吃的圆滚滚的和皮球一般。我那无处安放的青春哟。
这样真好。我仍然会为一件新衣服雀跃。活着真是好。 11月12日 我要 我要专心学车,永远不让人家有机会在路上对我鸣笛。绝对不做马路杀手。我见过很多马路SB,绝对不能做其中一名。
我要专心工作,完全无视那些office 流言蜚语,要做这个领域里的professional。每天挺直腰板,聚精会神算帐。
我相信有努力就会有丰收的事情。
生活真是太美好,老是生怕从高高的地方突然摔下来,还是嫌自己不够高,飞的不够远。哪天,若是可以像鹰一般,展翅之间,已是万里之远。生怕自己是只不自量力的火
鸡,刚努力飞过屋檐,已经觉得自己接近蓝天。
我最近常常回想爸爸说的一句话,万事要持之以恒。 这么多年,每当要放弃,就会对自己说,老娘有的是耐心。
老娘有的是耐心。 机遇总会降临。
10月31日 hotel carlifornia暖暖的午后,我在听这首歌。反复的听。突然,我文艺女青年的气质暴露无遗。
你不过是个过客,你却把你的心,留在了那里。有一瓶香槟,自从1969无人开启。
这首歌,究竟有什么样的魔力,叫我如此迷恋。
那首歌,仿佛有灵魂,紧紧的拽住你,把你带到那个地方,some dance to remember,some dance to forget。
她像一个精灵,身边围绕那么多漂亮的男子,她管他们叫朋友。他们都是犯人。被囚禁在这边。 过的今天,没有明天。
你害怕吗,那你尽管走吧。
但是,你走了,你的心却被她偷走了。跑得了和尚跑不了庙。
所谓的文艺女青年,就是迎风流泪感慨,在阳光下沉思一些不切实际的的东西。 10月24日 绯闻原来,沉闷的办公环境,大家都想方设法淘点八卦,淘不出八卦,也只能制造绯闻。
于是,我和某同事,开始传出绯闻。
无中生有,是一项强大的本领。明明是两条道路上的人,居然有了相交线。
也许有一天,我会们真的会出去喝一杯。
10月17日 重要。 不联系,不代表不惦记。亲爱的朋友们,我常常在很多的时候想起你们。有时候,我会不会偶尔的被你们想起呢?
那些快乐无边的日子,好像就在风里飘零散落了。前面的路,寂寞并且萧条。想起那些我们一起没心没肺的日子,想的我都要流泪了。
天下无无不散的宴席。我却想要不散的宴席。如果时间就这样静止了该多好呢!!
要好好保重自己。亲爱的们。我只写给看得懂的你们。
在你寂寞的日子里,想到我的日子里,请悄悄地念一遍我的名字,就好像我还在你的身边。给你温暖。
9月17日 llllllll1,领导才下飞机,记者问:你对三陪小姐有何看法? 领导很吃惊:北京也有三陪小姐? 记者第二天登报《领导飞抵北京,开口便问有无三陪》 2,记者问领导:你对三陪问题有何看法? 领导:不感兴趣! 记者第二天登报《领导夜间娱乐要求高,本地三陪小姐遭冷遇》 3,记者问领导,你对三陪小姐没有看法? 领导很生气:什么三陪四陪五陪的?不知道! 记者第二天登报《三陪已难满足领导,四陪五陪方能过瘾》 4,记者后来再问领导,领导不发言。 记者第二天登报《面对三陪问题,领导无言以对》 5,领导大怒,对记者说,这么乱写,我去法院告你! 记者第二天登报《领导一怒为三陪》 6,领导气急之下,将记者告到法庭。 媒体争相报道《法庭将审理领导三陪小姐案》,领导看后撞墙而死 9月4日 zhuan zhuan zhuan1、 一休的日文主题歌,格叽,格叽,格叽,格叽格叽,阿姨洗痰盂。。。。。 2、学习雷峰,好榜样。。。。。立场坚定豆子香。。。为什么立场坚定了豆子也就香了呢?因为豆子也是爱国的吧,我一直是这样理解的。 3、偶们升旗仪式的时候,唱国歌本来是很形式的,可是有一段时间班上男生唱 “ 冒着敌人的炮火” 唱的非常之卖力,特别解气的,后来才知道他们唱的是:“抱着敌人的老婆” ............也不知道那个天才发明的,当时听到就巨寒~~~~~~~ 4、第一次听赵咏华的《最浪漫的事》,那句“我能想到最浪漫的事,就是和你一起慢慢变老”我听成:“我能想到最浪漫的事,就是和你一起卖卖电脑!”当时以为是中关村在打广告。 5、程琳的《信天游》“大雁听过我的歌,小河亲过我的脸”听成:“大爷听过我的歌,小伙亲过我的脸”,心想这是什么女人嘛! 6、任贤齐版的《神雕侠侣》主题曲“让我悲也好,让我醉也好……”我总是听成“扬过悲也好,扬过醉也好……”哎~干吗老跟男主角过不去呢!!! 7、一开始听张学友的你好毒 我愣是听成了:“你好秃你好秃你好秃秃秃秃秃。。。。”当时纳闷了,老张跟哪个和尚那么过不去,也不用编成歌来骂人吧? 8、听张惠妹的《姐妹》,“你是我的姐妹,你是我的Baby!”老不明白,怎么又是我姐妹又是我伯伯的啊!? 9、同事听张信哲的《爱如潮水》,困惑地问我:“为什么他要唱‘答应我你从此不在深夜里排队’(徘徊)?” 10、第一次听童安格的《耶丽亚女郎》,吃了一惊,听成:“野驴呀,神秘野驴呀~~~~~~” 11、《听妈妈讲那过去的事情》:我们坐在高高的谷堆旁边~~~ 听成:成我们坐在高高的骨堆旁边~~脑海里浮现出白骨成堆的情景,汗! 12、 听《难忘今宵情》:再见,再见,相会在太平间………其实是相会在彩屏前。 13、以前我有好一段日子听萧亚轩《爱的主打歌》“我在唱什么什么都觉得,原来原来你是我的主打歌。”时,对这个“主打歌”我一直误认作是“朱大哥”或者“猪大哥”,还奇怪这个歌词到底要说啥?~~~~ 14、陈奕迅<<十年>>其中一句词是这样的"成千上万个门口,总有一个人要先走" ,我每次都听成“从街上吻到门口,总有一个人要先走”。 15、周杰伦《七里香》其中有一句“雨下整夜”我总听成“你瞎了眼”。 16、 孙燕姿 《神奇》那首里面有句“我们俩穿着布纱……” 我怎么听都是“我们俩穿着裤衩……” 17、江美琪有首歌里一句"笑变得不容易",冷不防听成了"小便都不容易".心想这位MM得什么病了! 18、周杰伦的《爱在西元前》,“凝视我的那画面”我怎么听都是:你是我的那碗面! 19、高胜美的《千年等一回》中“西湖的水,我的泪”有人听成“媳妇的水,我的泪”,我听成:“洗衣服的水,我的泪”,唉! 20、陶晶莹的《姐姐妹妹站起来》里面的“那就等着沦陷吧”真的容易听成“那就等着轮J吧” ~~~~~~~汗死!! 21、当年澳门回归时流行的《澳门之歌》第一句:“你可知macao,不是我真姓”,一直以为是:“一块芝麻糕,不吃我真行!” 22、最近听超女张含韵的《酸酸甜甜就是我》,听成“……就是真的我,每一天的欲望都非常新鲜”……吓了一大跳,这个小女生意识真大胆啊!!!后来多听到几次,原来是“每一天对于我都非常新鲜” 23、听梁静茹的<<宁夏>>,里面有句:"知了也睡了,安静的睡了",听成"吃了也睡了",当时还惊呼:咋有如此生动的歌词呢! 24、孙楠的《不见不散》,也不知道是那段时间的耳朵出什么毛病了,每次听到音像店放高潮部分的“哦,不见不散”,我总以为唱的是——“哦,柬埔寨”.... 25、还有一首在大学的寝室外边天天放的火风的歌:“大红帆啊,迎那么迎着风”,我总听成“大红帆啊,羊那么羊角风” 26、听张明敏《乡间的小路》:走在乡间的小路上,暮归的老牛是我同伴. 曾经认为是: 走在乡间的小路上,乌龟和老牛是我同伴. 27、孟庭苇的《冬季到台北来看雨》,怎么听怎么就是:“都挤到台北来看你,”直纳闷,有那么好看吗?大家伙还非得都挤到那儿去看你? 28、阿杜:我应该在车底,不应该在车里 ;我应该在车里,不应该在车里,~~~到底怎么回事啊? 29、阿杜《他一定很爱你》,里面有一句"手握着香槟,想要给你生日的惊喜" 被我听成"我手握着橡皮," 想不通橡皮和分手有什么关系? 30、 同事康大姐一口标准陕西腔,每次去恋歌房就喜欢唱那首毛宁和杨钰莹的《心雨》,每次都把那句歌词“我的思念,不再是决堤的海”唱成“我的思念,不再是脚底的汗”,让我每次都欲呕。 31、80年代,国产“燕舞牌”收录机(盐城滴)的广告:“燕舞,燕舞,一曲歌来一片情”,我听成:“厌恶,厌恶,一起搞来一边亲” 32、《龙的传人》那句“永永远远地擦亮眼”,当初无论如何也听不懂,总听成“永永远远地差两年”,老是纳闷儿,为什么一直会差两年呢? 33、 刘德华的《中国人》里,“五千年的风和雨呀藏了多少梦”,听成“吴倩莲的风和雨呀藏了多少梦”。奇怪,难不成他们有过一段? 34、张明敏版《龙的传人》中有一句“黑眼睛黑头发黄皮肤”,我一直以为是“黑眼睛黑头发黄屁股”,该死!黄皮肤,国语也说得太够戗了吧! 35、以前把游鸿明的“恋上一个人,就容易失了神”听成“恋上一个人,就容易失了身”。还奇怪,为什么就容易失身呢? 36、蔡依林《爱情36计》:才能得分不被判出局~~~我听成~~~才能打翻不被抛出去,琢磨半天不知啥意思。 37、蔡依林——女大要十八变,怎么听怎么是“你大爷死八遍”?恐怖ing~~~ 38、小时候听《信天游》:"我低头,向山沟",总觉得是"我的头,像山沟"。 39、张学友唱的《结束不是我要的结果》---"……结束不是我要的结果……那个等在车窗里面的人已不是我……"我和好友俩人听了很多次,都以为"那个等在厕所里的人已不是我……"怎么也没想通。 40、还有神话里那句“飞舞的彩蝶”我听了N多遍,还是听成“飞舞的彩电”,那时还特理解地想,连彩电和锤子都能飞了,难怪叫神话啊 41、<<月亮之上>>看见的,看不见的,骑着蟑螂,青草长啊!~~~~~~~~~~~~~^%&^(*)_)^*$%$ 42、听<<龙的传人>>的:巨龙,巨龙你檫亮眼,听成:巨龙巨龙你插两眼。当时我就以为这人有毛病呢。没事要巨龙插两眼 43、有一句词:“大皮鼓,敲起来”我爸一直听成“大屁股,翘起来”他还纳闷儿呢,把屁股翘起来干吗? 44、听《鲁冰花》:夜夜想起妈妈的话,闪闪的泪光鲁冰花——听成:爷爷想起妈妈的话,闪闪的泪光鲁冰花——不由得~~~ 我一直都也是这么认为的,别的歌词也听不太懂,还以为这是一首叙事的歌,妈妈要吩咐爷爷办什么事情呢…… 45、 还有 蔡依林的<<骑士精神>>里面“莫名其妙那些话语莫名其妙那些话语。”我们好多朋友都听成“莫名其妙你就怀孕莫名其妙你就怀孕。” 还在想为什么~~~~~~~~~~ 46、看《少年杨家将》那阵,很喜欢听《诀别诗》,就去百度下载了,每次都把一句歌词听到“千军万马都生疮”,我就很郁闷,这么大气的一首歌怎么又这么变态的歌词,就去查歌词,最后才知道应该是“千军万马独身闯”,我汗 47、《欧若拉》我听的是:(爱是一道光)爱是一大锅~~~~~ 48、那时候周杰伦刚出《星晴》,我同学买了张专辑在家里听,突然她爸从房间里冲出来说:“你听的这什么歌,怎么连“不三不四”这种歌词都有?”我同学莫名了,什么不三不四?后来才知道,她爸把“手牵手一步两步三步四步望着天”这句,听成了“手牵手一步两‘步三步四’步望着天”。。。 49、千年等一回=千年的女鬼,的女鬼啊啊~~~ 50、恋曲1990:人生难得再次寻觅相知的笨驴(伴侣) 51、《白毛女》里有句唱:北风它那个吹,雪花它那个飘。我怎么听都是:北风它拿个 锤,雪花它拿个瓢!还以为是谁跟谁干架! 52、周杰伦《暗号》里:“他们猜,随便猜。不重要。”我老是听成:“他不猜,谁变 态,不重要~~~~~~” 53、小时候总是听电台里唱:我是一个饼,爱吃老百姓。 54、张柏芝的《怎么会那么笨》里面有一句:“我的熊猫眼被阳光刺痛……”。我总听成了:“我的胸毛也被阳光刺痛……”。心里寒得不得了~~~~ 55、俺至今听乌苏里船歌第一句还是:"尿到河里喽.尿到河里喽 ...........", 你说那人咋恁没涵养啊,尿河里就尿河里呗,还自鸣得意地唱上了,世风日下,人心不古哇. 56、《 爱的告别式 》里有一句“伤了我吧,伤了我吧”周传雄根本就是唱成“杀了我吧,杀了我吧”不信的听听! 57、办公室里经常有人放一首歌:“我一直站在被你伤害的地方” .....我一直听成了“我一直站在被你杀害的地方”,所以一听到这首歌还是觉得毛骨悚然=_=! 58、小学的时候听多年前的流行《潇洒走一回》:天地悠悠过客匆匆潮起又潮落,我听成了“天地悠悠锅壳重重,炒起又炒落”,我在想炒菜怎么还潇洒呢。 59、我还有一个同学把《梅花烙》片尾曲的“你是我心底深刻的烙印”听成了“你是我心底升腾的老鹰” 60、记得周杰伦有首什么歌 里面有一段他要不停的念叨:周杰伦周杰伦周杰伦周杰伦周杰伦周杰伦...... 结果我是怎么听都是:这贱人这贱人这贱人这贱人这贱人这贱人这贱人....... 很是奇怪了很久,而且这部分不属于歌词,怎么查都没查到..... 朋友都听的是 找贱人 还有朋友听成:小贱人!~~~汗~~ :裘千仞~~`?!巨汗!~~~ 61、吴宗宪有一次在节目上把布兰妮的〈BABY ONE MORE TIME〉唱成“宝贝玩毛毯”~~~~~~~~ 62、陈小春有一首“她像个天仙,她太美了”我总听成“她像根天线,她太美了” 我就一直纳闷,她像根天线了,为什么还太美了呢? 63、曾哥的"我还能孩子多久",怎么听都是"我怀了孩子多久". 8月23日 真性情 在我看了关于被网络转发了n次的关于刘若英和陈升的采访之后,我痛痛快快的再一次留下了眼泪,并且一发不可收拾。
最让你害怕的是,有一天,那个爱你的人坚定的对你说,就让我们各奔美好的前途好不好,我们就这样再见了好不好。
你脑子里面,除了“为什么为什么为什么”之外,一片空白。
我最近非常不屑网上有一些看似受伤很深,饱经颈霜的女人,说一些十分女权的教导年轻女孩子爱情就是奢侈品的那种丧气话。这样说,等于完全否定了自己,一概否定了过去。懂不懂奢侈品是什么,就是你能力不能担负,经济或者精神层次上对你来说是昂贵的不必须的物质。永远不爱就等于永远不受伤,另一个层次上来说,就等于永远寂寞。凭什么用你人生仅有的经验去骄傲的论断爱情的含义。麻烦你们自我苏醒自己的灵魂。不要在以一副冷眼旁观,看破红尘的态度,冷漠并且无奈的对待爱好不好?就好像一棵枯槁的植物,散发腐朽的气息。
我喜欢并且欣赏刘若英那样真性情的女子,不管网络上流传她对于陈升的那份感情是真是假,至少她的歌是不会假的,她不会唱那些听上去油腻厚重的歌,她的歌,给了我很多对于生命的认识和体会,我们这一生太短太短,所以更加要诚实恳切的对待自己的内心,要勇敢正试自己的灵魂,生活多美妙,爱就多美好。洗着澡,看着表,舒服一秒是一秒。
8月21日 厕所物语 抄起一把剪刀,我直冲公司厕所,左右环顾一番,于是,我开始在马桶上为自己剪刘海。。5 分钟过后,我雄赳赳,气昂昂滴推开厕所门,走到自己的位置上。
经理正好经过我,看见我从厕所出来手里揣了一把剪刀,很疑惑的看了我一眼,于是,我嘲弄的挥了挥剪刀,指了指自己的头发,他更加疑惑的走开了。
昨天,顺便还在厕所间为自己修鞋。破鞋子上的一颗纽扣掉了。抄起纽扣,直奔厕所,三下五除把纽扣按上,昂手挺胸推门而出。
6月20日 mi mi1.腋窝的毛孔一个可以长出好几根腋毛 2.苍蝇其实吃起来是有点甜的 3.鼻涕就是痰 4.橘子类的水果,母的比较好吃,母的就是pg那儿是个圈儿而不是个点儿 5.天冷的时候,出门前有手指横着在鼻子下面搓一搓, 可以 预防感冒 6.上厕所时看书 记得特别牢 7.两个手背贴在一起 使劲蹭一蹭 闻闻 是臭的 8. > 和 > 其实是一样的旋律的,不信你唱出来: "一闪一闪亮晶晶" ,"ABCDEFG"...... 嘿嘿 是一样的吧 9.baby的第一泡屎是绿色的 10.如果喷嚏打得太用力,你有机会将自己的眼球喷出来 11.膝盖不弯就跳不起来 12.人的脸的样子,是由最初的消化系统形成的 13.娃哈哈矿泉水的瓶盖上有15个齿,瓶身有8圈螺纹,瓶口3圈 14.出门是随时在包包里面带一节小的干电池, 如果你的裙子带静电的话把电池的正极在裙子上面擦几下就 可以 去掉静电了, 另外,屁股后面拖根铁链可以防静电 15.男人的第一次不是给了左手就是右手 16.透明的鼻涕是冻着了导致感冒。。。 青绿的鼻涕是病毒性感冒。。。 17.只有人和马有处女膜 18.男人尿尿的时候不敢咳嗽 19.希特勒他老妈本来想把他给堕胎的 20.头被直接砍掉,脖子上血管的血至少可以喷两三米高; 21.用手指按住人中可以把喷嚏憋回去 22.女狗狗也有大姨妈 23.甲虫里,很多种类交尾后,公的会把母的子宫毁掉 24.藏敖一生认一个主人是因为智商低 25.三种颜色的猫一定是母的 26.印度阿三其实算白种人 27.动物也有同性恋 28.海象会偶尔**企鹅 29.一直盯着手心看,手心会发热 30.不管多大的纸,最多只能对折9次 31.用手机拨打该机号码,会提示说该用户正在通话中,但是可以发短信 32.坚持4周的时间便可以养成或者改变一个习惯 33.灯泡不能塞进嘴里 会拿不出来 34.熊猫是需要组织看A片的 35.金鱼的记忆只有七秒~7秒之后金鱼面对的又是一个全新的世界。把金鱼放回河里,三代之后就会变成 普通的鲤鱼 36.大象跳不起来 37.先有鸡还是先有蛋?根据《圣经 创世纪 1:20-22》,先有鸡 38.果丹皮的原料是胡萝卜 39.翅膀的膀和膀胱的膀其实是一个字 40.口臭大多由于舌头上的舌苔没有清理干净 41.鱼香肉丝里面是没有鱼的 42. 当你养的蟒蛇不再进食\盘睡,而是笔直躺在你的身边睡,快把它处理掉吧! 它是在用自己的身体测量能不能把你直接吞下去 43. 猪撒一次尿可以撒5分钟,马是一边走一边拉屎的 44.指着高处对某人说“快看”,某人顺着看上去时嘴巴会张开 45.味精放在啤酒里 其效用类似** 46.女孩子来大姨妈的时候,摸摸泡豆子的水~~~水就会变成红色 47.冬天剃光头 然后在头顶抹上润滑油 可以 防头顶积雪 48.一次性吞下20毫升艾滋病患者的唾液会被hiv病毒感染 经典另类生活常识 室内厕所即使冲洗得再干净,也常会留下一股臭味,只要在厕所内放置一小杯香醋,臭味便会消失。其有效期为六、七天,可每周换一次。 要睡觉的时候,拿小黄瓜切薄放置脸上过几分钟拿下来,由于皮肤吸收了天然瓜果中的营养成分,一个月后您的脸就会变得白嫩。 熬粥防溢妙法:熬粥时,稍不注意便会溢锅。如果往锅里加-滴植物油或动物油,就 可以 避免粥汁溢锅了。 想拥有一口特别纯净且洁白的牙齿吗?每次刷牙后,用纱布沾点柠檬汁,在牙齿有渍垢的地方,做重点擦拭,就有令人意想不到绝佳的白净效果! 豆腐可用来美容!每天早晨起床后,用豆腐一块,放在掌心,用以摩擦面部几分钟,坚持一个月,面部肌肤就会变得白嫩滋润。 从事棉、麻、毛纺织业的人类最宜食用黑木耳,它的最大优势在于可以帮助排出体内的纤维物质,使这些有害纤维在体内难以立足。 新鲜蔬菜是人体内的“清洁剂”其奥妙在于蔬菜拥有“秘密武器”——碱性成分。可使血液呈碱性,溶解沉淀于细胞内的毒素,使之随尿液排泄掉。 白萝卜和蜂蜜都有润肺止咳作用,可用来治干咳:将白萝卜洗净,捣烂取汁,每次0毫升,加入适量蜂蜜调均匀,每日次,连服-日 活窍门:心绞痛病人的急救:让患者保持最舒适坐姿,头部垫起;如随身携带药品则给患者用药;松开紧身的衣服使其呼吸通畅;安慰患者。 选购果汁时可以将瓶子倒过来,对着阳光或灯光看,如果颜色特深,说明其中的色素过多,是加入了人工添加剂的伪劣品。 夏天人体大量排汗,使体内钙的流失,饮用牛奶是人体补钙的良好方式。晚上睡不好觉,可在睡前喝一杯加入蜂蜜的温牛奶,可使人安然入睡。 将大白菜帮洗净,切成细丝,加些食醋、白糖、拌匀后腌渍10分钟后食用,清凉,酸甜又解酒。 取芹菜适量洗净切碎捣烂,用沙布包裹后挤出汁饮服。此法 可以 解酒醉后头痛脑涨,颜面潮红等症。 酒醉后有恶心呕吐者,取一小块生姜含于口内,可止呕吐。 民间素有“绿豆汤解百毒”之说,确有科学道理,现代医学研究证实,绿豆含有帮助排泄体内毒物加速新陈代谢的物质,可有效抵制各种形式的污染。 厨房贴士:葱的长期保存:葱买多了用不完即使放在冰箱也会烂,不妨将它切碎放在盒子里,底下铺一张纸巾放入雪柜冷藏;因为雪柜有干燥作用. 拿的起,放的下我最近一直在想这句话的真正含义,然后,我想通了。那就是,活在当下。
突然想起一句佛教用语,那就是,看了就做,做了就放下。很深的禅意。我的解释是,舒服一秒是一秒。而我,正一丝不苟的奉行此话生活着。
那天cherry同我说七月unsw会有一个tango的competition,我非常有兴趣。幻想自己某一天,也站在舞台上,拿着奖牌,对着观众席上说,谢谢CCTV,谢谢MTV,谢谢CHINA V,谢谢我的狐朋狗友若干。谢谢我的恩师一对,谢谢我的父母一双。
上个星期,我的左眼皮直跳,我知道那是个好征兆,于是,我来到了附近的news agent,小心翼翼的买了彩票,结果,一整天都是魂不守舍,我自以为是的以为,我是那个幸运星。然后,心情愉快得为自己做了一顿韩国辣炒年糕,第二天向公司得同事宣布,我就要中奖了。然后开奖之前不停的阿门阿门。我猛然啊觉得,我真是个有意思的人。
生活还是有滋味的继续。没事我也要整点事。我昨天观摩了两对即将要参加比赛的选手跳的拉丁,简直惨不忍睹。毫无美感默契可言。我想,我一定跳的比他们还烂,所以,自信心大增,至少我没有不要命的报名比赛。
29号又要重新跳舞,在DAREK手底下跳舞,将近一年,进步是很大的。他说的那句,YOU ARE 一块 DANCING MATERIAL.让我很是高兴。管他是真是假,我当他是真。梦想是成功他孩子,成功是梦想他妈妈。我为自己的这个想法感到自豪。
Calvin昨天打电话给我,说悉尼金牛学习小组要正式开动了。话说这个金牛,可是我俩名字的缩写,金洁+牛茁佳。还真好听。
被神眷顾的生活,真是滋润。事实上,我啥时候真是不滋润了? 感谢耶稣他一家们。继续做那个风情万种,容易满足的娱乐妞。
6月13日 关于工作 我总盼望着UNIDEN会更加FAMOUS。就像盼望着自己的孩儿更加有出息.manager 和 director 都很牛B。日本人的manager,就是一丝不苟的。拼命到每个周六都需要工作。每晚8点下班
。从高一点的角度去看待这个公司,公司之间,团队精神是这个公司的核心,为了永恒的利益,同事们异常团结。上司比较关照属下。已经够了,同事之间巧倩笑兮故然很好,若是没有共同话题,不必装的特别热烙,工作中足够协助就行。什么叫所谓的混的好,在一个公司,就是你所在的部门,你所处的位置决定的。 finance的好处,就是,没有人来惹你,公司的财务由你掌管,cost cutting 是你的职务,大家巴不得巴结你多混点经费。marketing 纵然诸多理由来强调自己的重要性,可是,你的marketing stragegy,没有finance拨给你的budget,就是空谈。比如说我们公司的marketing,就比较害怕上一任manager,每次去申请budget都会被挡回来,传说这位manager就有狂暴症,董事会上一言不和,二话不说,脱下鞋子朝人脸上扔。很奇怪的是,他任满5年。很多人,在那5年之内成为白头。
我们公司最吃力不讨好的职位,但最不能得罪的是HR。所谓HR,就是管杂七杂八的。员工纠纷,添置文具,receptionist lunch break 的时候 填个空挡。但是,她却是President的PA,知道秘密最多的也是她。
每个公司,都会有很多传言,流言,都是那些呆了超过10年人的流言。那些作满不到3年的,人们从来不提起来。只有特别优秀的,或者特别恶劣的,又或者特别淫荡的,才被人们津津乐道。比如说,那位暴躁的manager,离任已经8年,同事提起他,仍然是一副欲杀之的语气。比如说,那个帅气的销售经理,人们对他的绯闻仍然津津乐道。向知道3年前那间小房间,坐在他腿上的,到底是susan还是lauren。 5月25日 BlameI honestly never blame on individual perfomance, any poor attitude and poor outcomes from an government officers comes from the poor government system. therefore, i do blame for the government system for the poor performance. oneday, i'd get rid of my chinese citizenship as i am so sick of the chinese government system, its not like i am a racist, totally nothing to do with it, its merely coming from the disappointment of the govenment, it gaves my hardship i hardly come through. soon I'd tell people i am an Australian. I'd tell my decedent how much disappointment and the hardship i have been through...... 5月24日 庇荫我的旧电脑,一直不舍的换。出国的那一年,爸爸带我去买的,仍然记得那个帮我装电脑的小年轻。爸爸在一边耐心的观看。电脑,很旧很旧,旧的连键盘都丢了。朋友说,已经是废铜兰铁一堆。卖了都觉得丢脸。我却仍然把他当做宝贝。感觉自己仍然生活在爸爸的庇荫下。
我有一双很花哨的新鞋子,妈妈来澳洲买给我的,很少穿,有一次,差点就想不要了。也是不舍得。有时候,硬是从衣橱里面找出稍微相配的衣服,鞋子穿在脚上,感觉自己仍然生活在妈妈的 庇荫下。
他们买给我的东西,我从来不会扔掉。但是我打算很快将他们束之高阁,好好的保存起来,从此,我的肩膀,应当为他们撑起一片天,他们生活在我的庇荫下。 5月13日 900Kevin Rudd has invented this stimulas package for 900$ dollars at the expense of 9000 debts repayment in the next 5 years, , the poor thing is , i am not the lucky chick who is eligible for the stimulas meantime my 9000 is a certainy, its like you have paid with no pleasure.
4月25日 two thingsone said: for every subject, there are really only two things you need to know, everything else is the application of those two things, or just not important.
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Public relations I Theatre Piloting an airplane Blogging Driving War 1, Old, wealthy, deceptive, cowardly men start them. 2. Young, poor, honest, brave men fight them. Work 1. I'm poor on the 14th Reporting: Living: 1. Born free Systems Engineering 1. My way; 4月23日 Thank Dad for Drive - but Thank Mom for BrainsNew York - Another blow to male self-esteem. Researchers say mothers alone may pass on the genes which determine a child's intellectual power, while fathers impart those genes controlling more instinctual, "primitive" mental functions. An article in this week's New Scientist magazine says studies in mice are revealing that "the mother's genes contribute more to the development of the 'thinking' or 'executive' centres of the brain, while paternal genes have a greater impact on the development of the 'emotional' limbic brain." Ongoing research at England's Cambridge University is exploring what scientists call "imprinted" genes, and their role in reproduction and evolution. Imprinted genes differ from other genes in that their activation within the developing child depends upon the sex of the parent from which the gene came. "Some imprinted genes work only if they come from the mother," the New Scientist article explains. "The same gene is silenced if it is inherited via the sperm rather than the egg." Cambridge scientists stumbled upon this fact in 1984, during research that sought to discover if mammals could grow into maturity when supplied with the genes of just one parent. But they found such "androgenetic (mouse) embryos died, because certain vital genes had been switched off by the (donor) father." Delving deeper into this phenomenon, researchers realised that certain genes controlling the development of the conscious, "higher" level of brain function - intelligence - are silenced in the paternal version, but operative in the maternal one. Conversely, genes controlling more primitive limbic function - emotions, and the drives to eat, copulate, and compete - are silenced in the mother's genes, but activated in the father's. In another study, Cambridge researchers examined the brain development of mouse embryos, abnormally weighted with extra amounts of the genes of either one parent or the other. "As the embryos matured cells that carried only paternal genes accumulated in clusters scattered throughout the 'emotional' brain - the hypothalamus, the amygdala," New Scientist reports. In embryos with maternally supplied genetic material, "cells containing only maternal genes were absent from the emotional brain. Instead, they selectively accumulated in the brain's executive region (the seat of higher, cognitive intelligence)." Of course mice and men do differ. "It is very important work, and very, very promising," says Wolf Reik, who is studying the "imprinting" phenomenon at the Babraham Institute, near Cambridge. However, he admits that, at this stage "everyone is a little bit lost as to what it really means." But some psychologists are already trumpeting the discoveries as vindication of Freudian theory. Christopher Badcock, author of PsychoDarwinism, believes paternal genes help build Freud's famous "id" - the instinctual, emotional, unconscious self-while the mother's genes are behind the more rational, conscious "ego". During development, "maternal and paternal genes compete for control of behaviour," Badcock writes, "culminating in a mind divided into two conflicting parts strikingly similar to Freud's ego and id." Whatever the psychological implications, experts believe "imprint" genes (of which only three or four have been identified so far) may number in the hundreds or thousands. Improperly switched on or off, they could also be the cause of numerous genetically inherited diseases. Researchers say more research may lead to ways of controlling the expression of such genes - and reversing the progress of these conditions. Source: Reuters Friday 26 May 1998 from New Scientist 3 May 1997 pages 34 - 39
For Motherly X Chromosome, Gender Is Only the Beginning
by Natalie Angier As May dawns and the mothers among us excitedly anticipate the clever e-cards that we soon will be linking to and the overpriced brunches that we will somehow end up paying for, the following job description may ring a familiar note:
As it happens, the above precis refers not only to the noble profession of motherhood to which we all owe our lives and guilt complexes. It is also a decent character sketch of the chromosome that allows a human or any other mammal to become a mother in the first place: the X chromosome. The X chromosome, like its shorter, stubbier but no less conspicuous counterpart, the Y chromosome, is a so-called sex chromosome, a segment of DNA entrusted with the pivotal task of sex determination. A mammalian embryo outfitted with an X and Y chromosomal set buds into a male, while a mammal bearing a pair of X chromosomes emerges from the maternal berth with birthing options of her own. Yet the X chromosome does much more than help specify an animal’s reproductive plumbing. As scientists who study the chromosome lately have learned, the X is a rich repository of genes vital to brain development and could hold the key to the evolution of our particularly corrugated cortex. Moreover, the X chromosome behaves unlike any of the other chromosomes of the body - unlike little big-man Y, certainly, but also unlike our 22 other pairs of chromosomes, the self-satisfied autosomes that constitute the rest of our genome, of the complete DNA kit packed into every cell that we carry. It is a supple, switchbacking, multitasking gumby doll patch of the genome; and the closer you look, the more Cirque du Soleil it appears. Although the precise details of its chemical structure and performance are only just emerging, the X chromosome has long been renowned among geneticists, who named it X not because of its shape, as is commonly presumed - the non-sex chromosomes also vaguely resemble an "X" at times during cell division - but because they were baffled by the way it held itself apart from the other chromosomal pairs. "They called it X for unknown," said Mark T Ross of the X Chromosome Group at the Wellcome Trust Sanger Institute in Cambridge. (When its much tinier male counterpart was finally detected, researchers simply continued down the alphabet for a name.) Many of the diseases first understood to be hereditary were linked to X’s span, for the paradoxical reason that such conditions showed their face most often in those with just a single X to claim: men. Scientists eventually determined that we inherit two copies of our 23,000 or so genes, one from each parent; and that these genes, these chemical guidelines for how to build and maintain a human, are scattered among the 23 pairs of chromosomes, along with unseemly amounts of apparent chemical babble. Having two copies of every gene proves especially handy when one of those paired genes is defective, at which point the working version of the gene can step in and specify enough of the essential bodybuilding protein that the baby blooms just fine and may never know its DNA is hemi-flawed. And here is where the Y’s petite stature looms large. Because it holds a mere 50ish different genes against its counterpart’s 1,100, the vast majority of X-based genes have no potential pinch-hitter on the Y. A boy who inherits from his mother an X chromosome that enfolds a faulty gene for a bloodclotting factor, say, or for a muscle protein or for a color receptor won’t find succor in the chromosomal analogue bestowed by Dad. He will be born with hemophilia, or muscular dystrophy, or color-blindness. But, hey, he will be a boy, for male-making is the task to which the Y chromosome is almost exclusively devoted. In fact, it is to compensate for the monomania of the Y that the X chromosome has become such a mother of a multitasker. Over the 300 million years of evolution, as the Y chromosome has shrugged off more of its generic genetic responsibilities in pursuit of sexual specialization, the X has had to pick up the slack. It, too, has pawned off genes to other chromosomes. But for those genes still in its charge, the X must double their output, to prod each gene to spool out twice the protein of an ordinary gene and thus be the solo equivalent of any twinned genes located on other, nonsexy chromosomes. Ah, but women, who have two X chromosomes, two copies of those 1,100 genes: What of them? With its usual Seussian sense of playfulness, evolution has opted to zeedo the hoofenanny. In a girl’s cells, you don’t see two pleasantly active X chromosomes behaving like two ordinary nonsex chromosomes. You see one hyperactive X chromosome, its genes busily pumping out twice the standard issue of protein, just as in a boy’s cells; and you see one X chromosome that has been largely though not wholly shut down, said Laura Carrel, a geneticist at Penn State College of Medicine. Through an elaborate process called X inactivation, the chromosome is blanketed with a duct tape of nucleic acid. In some cells of a woman’s body it may be the chromosome from Dad that’s muffled, while in other cells the maternal one stays mum. Every daughter, then, is a walking mosaic of clamorous and quiet chromosomes, of fatherly sermons and maternal advice, while every son has but his mother’s voice to guide him. Remember this, fellows: you are all mama’s boys. Source: nytimes.com 1 May 2007
IQ Is Inherited, Suggests Twin Studyby Alison Motluk Genes have a very strong influence over how certain parts of our brains develop, scientists in the US and Finland have found. And the parts most influenced are those that govern our cognitive ability. In short, you inherit your IQ. Paul Thompson at the University of California at Los Angeles and his colleagues used MRI to scan the brains of 10 pairs of identical and 10 pairs of fraternal twins. Identical twins have identical genes, whereas fraternal twins sharing on average half their genes. The twins shared environments, means researchers can separate genetic and environmental factors. The researchers found that certain regions of the brain were highly heritable. These included language areas, known as Broca's and Wernicke's areas, and the frontal region, which, among other things, plays a huge role in cognition. In identical twins, these areas showed a 95 to 100% correlation between one twin and the other - they were essentially the same. The frontal structure, says Thompson, appears to be as highly influenced by genes as the most highly influenced trait we know of - fingerprints. "It's extraordinary how similar they are," he says. The finding suggests that environment - their experiences, what they learned in life, who they knew - played a negligible role in shaping it. Fraternal twins were near-identical in Wernicke's area, but less similar in other areas, with about 60 to 70% correlation. Random pairs of people would be expected to have no correlation. Intellectual functionThe study was all the more interesting in that it found that not only was this gray matter highly heritable, but it affected overall intelligence as well. "We found that differences in frontal gray matter were significantly linked with differences in intellectual function," the authors write. The volunteers each took a battery of tests that examined 17 separate abilities, including verbal and spatial working memory, attention tasks, verbal knowledge, motor speed and visuospatial ability. These tests hone in on what's known as "g", the common element measured by IQ tests. People who do well on one of these tests tend to do well on them all, says Thompson. It is not known what exactly "g" is. But these new findings suggest that "g" is not just a statistical abstraction, but rather, that it has a biological substrate in the brain, says Robert Plomin, of the Institute of Psychiatry in London. Plomin has spent eight years looking for genes behind "g". "I'm convinced that there are genes," he says, a lot of them, each with a small effect. Stephen Kosslyn of Harvard University in Boston questions whether "g" should really be called intelligence. "G" picks up on abilities such as being able to abstract rules or figure out how to order things according to rules. "It's the kind of intelligence you need to do well in school," he says. "Not what you need to do well in life." Journal reference: Nature Neuroscience (DOI: 10.1038/nn758)
Moms' Poor Vocabulary Hurts Kids' Future by Karen S Peterson Mothers should "teach letters to their babies, talk out loud to them and read books to them regularly and consistently. - Study co-author George Farkas If a child comes from an economically deprived home with a mom who has a poor vocabulary, by the age of 3 his fate just may be sealed: he will possibly never catch up in school and have lifelong struggles with learning, a new study shows. "Those children in our society who grow up in poverty or near poverty are adversely affected by their mother's own vocabulary deficit during their earliest years, when they are learning to speak at home," says George Farkas, a Penn State sociologist and co-author of the study. The vocabulary gap suffered by children emerges at the earliest ages in both disadvantaged black and white homes, he says, and becomes dramatic by 36 months, Farkas says. The problem lessens once a child is in school and comes in contact with verbal teachers and others. "By the time the child is 6 and enters first grade, the vocabulary gap doesn't widen any further," Farkas says. After starting school, there is "an upward-looking growth curve" for the disadvantaged kids that remains parallel with those from more middle-class homes. But his research shows the economically deprived children never truly recover "from the damage done in the early, preschool years." Typically, such youngsters don't read as quickly or as well. "The first-grade teacher usually is told to get students reading by Christmas," Farkas says. "If students come from low-income backgrounds, with a limited vocabulary and often non-standard English grammar and pronunciation, they are in a big predicament." Not only must Mom be reasonably verbal, Farkas finds, but she must instruct "in a sufficiently warm and attractive manner so that the lesson takes." It is, he says, "necessary for mothers to teach letters to their babies, talk out loud to them and read books to them regularly and consistently. This is much less likely to happen when the mother is trapped on the bottom rungs of the socioeconomic ladder and is consumed by financial and emotional pressures or stresses." Farkas analysed a variety of findings from the National Longitudinal Survey of Youth Data, which is funded in part by the federal government. He analysed separately 3,500 white and 3,300 black children tracked periodically between ages 3 and 12, concentrating on socio-economic classes in each racial group. His findings, he says, show the need for government policies that will reach out to the youngest children in order to create "school-readiness skills." Educators and child development specialists have long known about the significance of early vocabulary skills, says Ted Feinberg of the National Association of School Psychologists. "We know how critically important vocabulary is to all of the additional learning skills that are required of schoolchildren throughout their school careers," he says. "If they do not have a solid foundation in vocabulary, it does not surprise me that they continue to lag behind." Source: USA Today 12 April 2001
决定智商 身高 情商的父母因素
身高是母亲的遗传大。在营养状况下的前提下,父母的遗传是决定孩子身高的主要因素,其中妈妈的身高尤其关键。妈妈长得高,孩子也大多长得比较高。 智力是母亲的遗传大。智力有一定的遗传性,同时受到环境、营养、教育等后天因素的影响。据科学家评估,遗传对智力的影响约占50%-60%,就遗传而言,妈妈聪明,生下的孩子大多聪明,如果是个男孩子,就会更聪明。这其中的原因在于,人类与智力有关的基因主要集中在X染色体上。女性有2个X染色体,男性只有1个,所以妈妈的智力在遗传中就占有了更重要的位置。 性格是父亲的遗传大。性格的形成固然有先天的成分,但主要是后影响。比较而言,爸爸的影响力会大过妈妈。其中,父爱的作用对女儿的影响更大。一位心理学家认为:“父亲在女儿的自尊感,身份感以及温柔个性的形成过程中,扮演着重要的角色。”另有一位专家提出,父亲能传授给女儿生活上的许多重要的教训和经验,使女儿的性格更加丰富多彩。
相貌是父亲的遗传大。据美国心理学家克里斯坦菲德解释,可能由于父亲给予子女遗传上的特征,使婴儿的脸无论怎么看都更像父亲。这位科学家进一步解释说,这也是人类“自保”本能的一种体现,因为谁是母亲毫无疑问,而谁是父亲却没有这么肯定,所以必须像父亲,这样对婴儿有利,也可以鼓励父亲投入更多的爱。
上海万豪医院田主任介绍:实际上孩子是同时从父母那里继承各种身体要素的遗传因子。因此从妈妈或爸爸那里所获得的遗传因子的影响力是相同的,一般说来父母漂亮,孩子成年也漂亮,但也是不绝对的,这还要取决于青少年时期的身心智力发展。如果在学校里受到挫折,或在家中受到严重伤害,那么即使小时候很漂亮,大了也会变丑。相反,那些小时候难看,但受到家人社会良好照顾与教育,长大后也可变得“如花似玉”。
Thank Dad for Drive - but Thank Mom for Brains...
男孩要找一个聪明高大的妻子 女孩最好找一个性格好 面貌俊朗 善良 且上进心十足的男子 |
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